Elric vs The World

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commandersass:

*witty line*

*drops drumsticks**jumps out of plane*

aka Steve Rogers sasses a woman and then flees - a trilogy

(Source: davidscronenberg)

tooleztofunction:

This scene entire movie was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

(Source: mywordsaremyarmor)

das-uberchicken:

worldend-dominator:

I’LL TAKE 20

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
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das-uberchicken:

worldend-dominator:

I’LL TAKE 20

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

(Source: mechanthropic)

rubycosmos:

marielikestodraw:

Samuel L Jackson decided that red and green lightsabers were a stupidass decision. \o/

He said it, he said the thing.

(Source: sandandglass)

markdoesstuff:

daleconradsshuttershades:

dead-end-street:

The first and last time Mako Mori sees Stacker Pentecost. Both times she has tears running down her cheeks, but the emotions are very different.

here’s the rudest gifset on the Internet

you’re welcome

elementabees:

glav-draws-things:

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons
By Cameron

Hey, it’s my thing! With credits and everything! Gotta love the Autostraddle community for keeping it real.

this speaks to me
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elementabees:

glav-draws-things:

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons

By Cameron

Hey, it’s my thing! With credits and everything! Gotta love the Autostraddle community for keeping it real.

this speaks to me

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

outellect:

on a scale from 1 to sansa stark, how much do you regret your childhood crush

itslevilosa:

schrodingers-cat-paradox:

 #omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’

#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”

#billionaireproblems

(Source: iamnevertheone)

(Source: amypuddles)

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!